hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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