u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
