go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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