but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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