fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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