I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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