He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
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I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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