Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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