You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
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Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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