eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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