The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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