Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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