Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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