Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It's just like the Real World with babies
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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