you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Randomize