Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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