Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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