Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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