I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
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After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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