Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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