Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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