Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Four minutes until I can fart!
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
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I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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