Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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