i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
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OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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