I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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