with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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