i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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