she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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