He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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