whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
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I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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