I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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