The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize
