For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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