why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
