Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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