her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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