Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
My ATM looks so different sober.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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