i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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