Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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