why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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