I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
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Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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