I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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