dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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