I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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