u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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