What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Randomize
