Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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