Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
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I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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