Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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