I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm determined to sit on that face.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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