my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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