just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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