TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
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My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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