I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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