Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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