nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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